Channel 8 WIDB-TV is airing the 1954 (or is is 1957? or 1955?) Universal International science-fiction classic "Amazon Women on the Moon" as part of its late night programming. The station is experiencing problems with the airing. To fill air time, the viewers are instead shown various other old movies, movie trailers, commercials, public service announcements, infomercials, talk shows and other programming in-between the few clips available of the featured movie. The viewers include a man being attacked by his apartment, a man with a special remote control, and a man whose life is reviewed by movie critics and who is given a tribute by a cavalcade of classic stand-up comics.
Movie Tagline:
Shameless!
Also Known As:
Kentucky Fried Sequel
The Best Movie Ever Made
Title: Amazon Women On The Moon Release Date: September 18, 1987 Runtime: 85 mins Genre: Comedy All Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi Languages: English Country: USA Colors: Black and White, Color Sound: Mono IMDB Rating: 5.7 Brimstone Pit Rating: 6.7 - (Rate This Horror Movie) Category:Horror Movies Starting With A
Remaining Cast: Sarah Lilly ...Prostitute (segment Bullshit or Not) Archie Hahn ...Harvey Pitnik (segment Critic's Corner,' 'Roast... Belinda Balaski ...Bernice Pitnik (segment Critic's Corner' 'Roast... Justin Benham ...Pitnik Boy (segment Critic's Corner,' 'Roast... Erica Gayle ...Pitnik Girl (segment Critic's Corner,' 'Roast... T.K. Carter ...Host (segment Silly Pate) Phil Proctor ...Mike (segment Silly Pate) Ira Newborn ...Fred (segment Silly Pate) Bryan Cranston ...Paramedic #1 (segment Roast your Loved One) Karen Montgomery ...Karen (segment Silly Pate) Robert Picardo ...Rick Raddnitz (segment Roast your Loved One) Rip Taylor ...Himself (segment Roast your Loved One) Slappy White ...Himself (segment Roast your Loved One) Jackie Vernon ...Himself (segment Roast your Loved One) Henny youngman ...Himself (segment Roast your Loved One) Charlie Callas ...Himself (segment Roast your Loved One) Steve Allen ...Himself (segment Roast your Loved One) William Marshall ...Pirate Captain (segment Video Pirates) Tino Insana ...Mr. Sylvio (segment Video Pirates) Donald Gibb ...Graceless Pirate (segment Video Pirates) Mark Bringleson ...Theatre Customer #1 (segment Antony & Cleopatra... Frank Collison ...Grizzled Pirate (segment Video Pirates) Victoria Ann Lewis ...Theatre Customer #2 (segment Antony & Cleopatra... Bill Taylor ...Gruesome Pirate (segment Video Pirates) Ed Begley Jr. ...Griffin (segment Son of the Invisible Man) Vivian Bonnell ...Theatre Customer #3 Jenny Agutter ...Cleopatra (segment Antony & Cleopatra Promo) Chuck Lafont ...Trent (segment Son of the Invisible Man) Raye Birk ...Vanya Pamla Vale ...Woman in Pub (segment Son of the Invisible Man) Larry Hankin ...Man in Pub (segment Son of the Invisible Man) Kellye Nakahara ...Theatre Customer #4 Philip Bruns ...French Ventriloquist Dummy - Manager Garry Goodrow ...Checker Player (segment Son of the Invisible... Roger La Page ...London Bobby (segment Son of the Invisible Man) Dick Miller ...Danny Clayton John Ingle ...Felix Van Dam (segment Art Sale) Robina Suwol ...Woman Angel Tompkins ...First Lady (segment First Lady of the Evening) Terence McGovern ...Salesman (segment First Lady of the Evening) Michael Hanks ...Announcer (segment First Lady of the Evening) Matt Adler ...George (segment Titan Man) Kelly Preston ...Violet (segment Titan Man) Ralph Bellamy ...Mr. Gower (segment Titan Man) Howard Hesseman ...Rupert King (segment Titan Man) Steve Cropper ...Customer (segment Titan Man) Christopher Wolf ...Mascot 'Bip' (segment Titan Man) (as Chris Wolf) Marc McClure ...Ray (segment Video Date) Russ Meyer ...Video Salesman (segment Video Date) Corinne Wahl ...Sharri (segment Video Date) Andrew Dice Clay ...Frankie (segment Video Date) Willard E. Pugh ...Speaking Cop (segment Video Date) Carrie Fisher ...Mary Brown (segment Reckless youth) Paul Bartel ...Doctor (segment Reckless youth) Herb Vigran ...Agent (segment Reckless youth) Tracy Hutchinson ...Floozie (segment Reckless youth) Mike Mazurki ...Dutch (segment Reckless youth) Frank Beddor ...Ken (segment Reckless youth) Michael young ...Lifescenes Magazine - Jim Scott Roger Barkley ...Herbert (segment Critic's Corner) (as Barkley) Martin Goslins ...... Al Lohman ...Frankel (segment Critic's Corner) (as Lohman) Bela Lugosi ...Pete Jones (archive footage) Bernie Casey ...Maj. Gen. Hadley (segment The Unknown Soldier) Ronny Cox ...Gen. Balentine (segment The Unknown Soldier) David E. Harshbarger ...The Claw (closing credits) Marie Lamarre ...Model Huey Lewis ...Himself in music video (segment Murray in Videoland)... Robert Loggia ...Gen. McCormick (segment The Unknown Soldier) Lyle Talbot ...Prescott Townsend (segment Amazon Women on the... USC Trojan Marching Band ...Marching Band (segment Titan Man)
Universal, the studio that brought you such classic motion pictures as "All Quiet on the Western Front," "E.T.," and "Out of Africa," is proud to present..."Amazon Women on the Moon."
Movie Quote(s):
B.B. King: Did you know that every 7 minutes, a black person is born in this country with no soul?
Son of the Invisible Man: Being invisible is the best.
Henny Youngman: Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They're worth it. Why do Jewish guys die before their wives? They want to.
Slappy White: But I was asked to say a couple of words about Harvey. How about "ugly" and "cheap"? Harvey wrote his will on his cock, and his lawyer said it would not stand up in court.
Bernice Pitnik: I'm glad to see Slappy White here today. Now at least I know my hubcaps are safe. And Rip Taylor, is that a toupee, or did a beaver curl up and die on your head? As I look at Henny Youngman today, I'm not so sure we're burying the right guy.
Movie Trivia:
The names in the "Titan Man" sketch (George Bailey, Violet and Mr. Gower) are taken from It's a Wonderful Life (1946).
There are numerous references to The Kentucky Fried Movie (1977), also directed by John Landis.
The name "Don 'No Soul' Simmons" keeps popping up.
The "release date" for the movie keeps changing: "We now return to our feature film, the 195? classic, Amazon Women on the Moon...”.
Director Trademark: ['John Landis'] [SYNW] In the "Video Pirates" segment, two of the video cassettes in the treasure chest are labeled "See You Next Wednesday".
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