The Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human (1999)
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Horror Movies & Sci-Fi Movies Database
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07.13.09
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An anthropologist from an alien planet provides voice-over commentary for a documentary look at human courtship, mating, and reproduction: "complex, perverse, tragically beautiful: the earthbound human." The commentary gets some of the details comically wrong (explaining the slap on a newborn's back: "they don't like the looks of the child so they beat it"), but gets right the overall idea. We follow Billy and Jenny from their meeting at a club, initial misunderstandings, his losing her phone number, finally connecting, walks on the beach, soulful talks, meeting each other's parents, friends' advice, and the gradual taking of the relationship to new levels.
Title: Mating Habits Of The Earthbound Human, The
Release Date: September 03, 1999
Runtime: 88 mins
Genre: Comedy
All Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi
Languages: English
Country: USA
Colors: Color
Sound: Dolby
IMDB Rating: 5.9
Brimstone Pit Rating: 6.9 - (Rate This Horror Movie)
Category: Horror Movies Starting With M
MPAA Rating: R
MPAA Rating Reason:
Rated R for strong sexuality and language.
Director(s):
Jeff Abugov
Cast:
David Hyde Pierce ...Narrator (voice)
Mackenzie Astin ...The Male (Billy)
Carmen Electra ...The Female (Jenny Smith)
Markus Redmond ...The Male's Friend
Lucy Liu ...The Female's Friend (Lydia)
Lisa Rotondi ...The Female's Slutty Friend (Lana)
Sharon Wyatt ...The Male's Mother
Jack Kehler ...The Male's Father
Leo Rossi ...The Female's Father
Antonette Saftler ...The Female's Mother
Marc Blucas ...The Female's Ex-Boyfriend
Anne Gee Byrd ...The Female's Boss
Eric Kushnick ...The Female's Brother
Linda Porter ...The Wise Old Woman
Tyler Abugov ...The Female's Fantasy Son
Lynn Ann Leveridge ...The Large Female
Adam Abugov ...The Male as a Cub
Billy Morts ...The Ex-Boyfriend's Friend
Noah M. Breedon ...The Baby
Jeff Abugov ...Man at bar
Joyce Bradsher ...The Female's Co-Worker
John Dunn ...y-Chromosome
Larry Estes ...Moviegoer
Victor Ho ...Moviegoer
Remaining Cast:
Producer(s):
Larry Estes
Victor Ho
Sam Irvin
Writer(s):
Jeff Abugov
Composer(s):
Michael McCarty
Movie Soundtrack(s):
"2-Nite"
"Distant World"
"Higher"
Movie Quote(s):
- Narrator: The males, too, have a discussion: The Male's Friend: Fucked her? The Male: Fucked her. The Male's Friend: Cool.
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Narrator: The female pulls a bone out of her head...
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The Male: She always had this mother smell. You know, chicken soup and... floor wax.
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Narrator: They force him to consume large amounts of fermented grain in an attempt to kill him. Unwilling to mate, he is no longer of any use to their species.
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Narrator: The male tries to validate his existence and prove he doesn't need a female to mate. He attempts to devolve into a hermaphrodite and give birth to offspring on his own. [male character vomits] Narrator: For the male, this will prove ultimately unfulfilling. Although genetically equipped to deliver the placenta... [more vomiting] Narrator: he is unable to produce the infant itself.
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Keywords:
Roller Coaster, Love, Condom, Yuppie, Beautiful Woman ...[more]
Keywords All:
Fake Documentary, Sex, Urination Scene, Pregnancy, Hiv Testing, Mushroom Cloud, Wedding, Safe Sex, Blindness, Dating, Martial Arts, Mockumentary, Vomit, Abortion, Vulgarity, Stalking, Bar, Independent Film
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Rating: 6.9 out of 10.0 - 54 votes cast total
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