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Three years ago in Mexico, determined Federale Machete is betrayed and set-up by his boss, resulting in his wife and child being murdered by drug kingpin Torrez. Now, in Texas, Machete resurfaces when hired to assassinate Senator McLaughlin, an extreme advocate against illegal immigration. Once again betrayed and set-up, Machete plots his revenge against the men who've wronged him with the help of resistance fighter Luz, ICE Agent Sartana, and the shotgun-toting Padre.
He was given an offer he couldn't refuse...
Runtime: 105 mins
All Genres: Action, Adventure, Crime, Thriller
IMDB Rating: 7.8
Brimstone Pit Rating: 8.8 - (Rate This Horror Movie)
Category: Horror Movies Starting With M
MPAA Rating: R
Danny Trejo ...Machete
Robert De Niro ...Senator McLaughlin
Jessica Alba ...Sartana
Steven Seagal ...Torrez
Michelle Rodriguez ...Luz
Jeff Fahey ...Booth
Cheech Marin ...Padr
Don Johnson ...Lt. Stillman
Shea Whigham ...Sniper
Lindsay Lohan ...April
Cheryl Chin ...Torrez Henchwoman
Daryl Sabara ...Julio
Gilbert Trejo ...Jorge
Ara Celi ...Reporter
Tom Savini ...Osiris Ampanpour
Billy Blair ...Von's Henchman
Felix Sabates ...Doc Felix
Electra Avellan ...Nurse Mona
Elise Avellan ...Nurse Lisa
Marci Madison ...Nurse Fine
Vic Trevino ...Federale Officer
Mayra Leal ...Chica (Naked Girl)
Alejandro Antonio ...Chief
Juan Gabriel Pareja ...Rico (as Juan Pareja)
Alicia Rachel Marek ...June (as Alicia Marek)
Mitchell Lance Adams ...Patrolman #2
Jason Douglas ...Patrolman #1
Brent Smiga ...Sniper's Henchman
Chris Warner ...Hospital Security Guard
Jim Henry ...Guard
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Jack Gilardi Jr.
Machete Horror Film Trailer 1
Machete Horror Film Trailer 2
"Machete Main Title Theme"
"(Hey Baby) Que Paso"
More Movie Taglines:
- He was given an offer he couldn't refuse...
- They just fucked with the wrong Mexican!
- If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!
- He knows the score. He gets the women. And he kills the bad guys!
- Yesterday He Was a Decent Man Living a Decent Life. Now He is a Brutal Savage Who Must Slaughter to Stay Alive.
- A Pissed Off Mexican Out to Settle a Score
- Lindsay Lohan as The Sister
- Robert De Niro as The Senator
- Danny Trejo as Machete
- Michelle Rodriguez as She
- Jessica Alba as Sartana
- Steven Seagal as Torrez
- [from trailer] Padre Benito del Toro: I absolve you of all your sins. Now get the fuck out.
Padre Benito del Toro: [from trailer] [Inside the church] Padre Benito del Toro: It's not safe for you to be here. Machete: I'm not looking for "safe". Padre Benito del Toro: No, I mean it's not safe for me for you to be here!
Padre Benito del Toro: [from trailer] [Padre quickly blesses Machete] Padre Benito del Toro: I absolve you of all your sins. Now, get the fuck out!
Machete: Machete doesn't text.
Sartana: We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us.
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Rating: 8.8 out of 10.0 - 55 votes cast total
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