Illegal Aliens (2007)

Horror Movies & Sci-Fi Movies Database	10.23.08

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"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect the earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these Illegal Aliens are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, lowbrow spoofs and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic B-Movie genre how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? "Illegal Alien's" pokes fun at today's Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called "Bad Movies" we all love to hate! Movie Tagline: You thought they were from another planet.....you were right! Title: Illegal Aliens Release Date: May 01, 2007 Runtime: 96 mins Genre: Comedy All Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi Languages: English Country: USA Colors: Color IMDB Rating: 3.7 Brimstone Pit Rating: 4.7 - (Rate This Horror Movie) Category: Horror Movies Starting With I MPAA Rating: Not Rated Director(s): David Giancola Cast: Lenise Soren ...Cameron Gladys Jimenez ...Drew (as Gladise Jimenez) Anna Nicole Smith ...Lucy Chyna ...Rex (as Joanie Laurer) Kevin McGuire ...Syntax Patrick Burleigh ...Max Sperling Michael J. Valentine ...Valentine Dennis Lemoine ...Ray Mark 'Woody' Keppel ...Vinnie (as Woody Keppel) John James ...Big Tony Tim Philbin ...TV Anchor Man Terry Jarrosak ...Radio Announcer Ben Coello ...Director Jen Brace ...Make-Up Artist Carrie Sterr ...Script Supervisor Neal Gilberti ...Wimpy Bus Driver Ken Putman ...Gullible Bus Driver Jayson Argento ...Bartender Steve Nasuta ...Henchman A.F. Grant ...Henchmen Keith Hannigan ...Henchman Chris Carl ...Henchman Toby Fitch ...Bum Kerrin Jeromin ...Hot Girl in Hotel Shawn Michael Dayton ...Guy in Hotel Justin Bunnell ...Crazy Arab Philip Newman ...Crazy Arab / Alien Pilot Timothy Mack ...Crazy Arab Dan Mazur ...Crazy Arab Sammy Danger ...Biker Thug Remaining Cast: Producer(s): Mary Beth French David Giancola A.F. Grant Chuck Harding John James Zorinah Juan Kevin Rapf Anna Nicole Smith Daniel Smith Writer(s): Ben Coello More Photos from Illegal Aliens Trailer(s): Illegal Aliens Horror Film Trailer 1 Movie Soundtrack(s): "Shelly" More Movie Taglines: You thought they were from another planet.....you were right! Movie Quote(s): Rex: [Lucy and Max have been captured by Rex, but are refusing to cooperate with her plans] I have something... a little special for the occasion. Max Sperling: What is it? Some kind of mind control serum? Rex: It's much better... mind control suppositories! [Reveals two large red and white supppositories in her hands. Lucy and Max react in horror] Lucy: [Lucy and Max are still in Rex's clutches] Who Do I have to screw to get off of this movie? Film Director: [Max, as well as Rex's henchmen, all break character and eagerly raise their hands to volunteer] Come on Guys! Cut it! Lucy: He's falling pretty fast! Cameron: There's a fork in the microwave! Ray: You can't miss me. I'm wearing peach and I'm bleeding. Movie Trivia: Anna Nicole Smith's last film. IMDB Links: » User Comments at imdb.com » More information at imdb.com Keywords: Alien, Spoof, Chase, Bloopers During Credits, Independent Film  ...[more] Keywords All: Seen it? Rate it Currently 4.69/10 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Rating: 4.7 out of 10.0 - 72 votes cast total buy movie on dvd del.icio.us  |  digg  |  reddit Enter your zipcode for movie listings: » BACK TO HORROR MOVIES LIST