Evil Alien Conquerors (2002)
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Horror Movies & Sci-Fi Movies Database
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10.17.09
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My-ik [Diedrich Bader] and Du-ug [Chris Parnell] are evil alien conquerors from the planet Kabijj. They have exactly 822,000 tilkrons (2 and half days) to behead all of mankind. Otherwise they will feel the wrath of a 100 foot giant, named Croker [Tyler Labine]. Armed with only their swords, these inept evil aliens find Earth harder to conquer than planned. Will alcohol, fast food, mad cows, and women stand in their way? Or is the Earth doomed?
Movie Tagline:
Extra-Stupid Extra-Terrestrials
Title: Evil Alien Conquerors Release Date: December 03, 2003
Runtime: 89 mins Genre: Comedy All Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi Languages: English Country: USA Colors: Color Sound: Dolby Digital IMDB Rating: 4.5 Brimstone Pit Rating: 5.5 - (Rate This Horror Movie) Category: Horror Movies Starting With E
MPAA Rating: PG-13
MPAA Rating Reason: Rated PG-13 for crude and sexual humor including dialogue.
Director(s):
Chris Matheson
Cast:
Michael Weston ...Kenny
Diedrich Bader ...My-ik
Chris Parnell ...Du-ug
Tyler Labine ...Croker
Elden Henson ...Ron
Beth Grant ...Sheila
Missy yager ...Penny
Phil LaMarr ...Vel-Dan
Joel McCrary ...Mr. Breen
Michael McShane ...Rabirr
Martin Spanjers ...Jimmy
Jacob Franchek ...Steve
NiCole Robinson ...Gail
Andrew Bilgore ...Clerk
Peter Sherayko ...Counselor
Benjamin John Parrillo ...Tan Guy
Tori Spelling ...Jan
Remaining Cast:
Producer(s):
Debra Grieco
Joel Hatch
Erica Huggins
Writer(s):
Chris Matheson
Ryan Rowe
Chris Matheson
Composer(s):
David E. Russo
Movie Soundtrack(s):
"Evil Alien Conquerors"
"Corn Liquor"
"Stud"
"Blaster"
"Evil Alien Conquerors"
More Movie Taglines:
- Extra-Stupid Extra-Terrestrials
Movie Quote(s):
- My-ik: Do you know the cow? Jan: [shrugs] My-ik: He is an insolent bastard!
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[repeated line] My-ik: This is not a problem!
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My-ik: Du-ug, this is our mission: number one, come to planet Earth. Number two, annihilate all human life. There is no number three, develop a drinking problem; number four, fall in love with a divorced hussy! Du-ug: She was bewitching me, My-ik!
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[My-ik is asleep] My-ik: Nudies? Nu-dies! Nudies... nudies... Nu-dies! [shouts] My-ik: Nudies! Nuuuu-dies! Kenny: How's it goin', My-ik? My-ik: Fine... I had no dream!
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Du-ug: Have you any more Smirnoff Ice? Kenny: Yeah, there's half of one in the fridge. Du-ug: You will die painlessly!
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Keywords:
Alien, Giant, Sword, Cow, Unibrow ...[more]
Keywords All:
Helium Balloon, Chainsaw, Take Over Earth, Product Placement, Decapitation, Doomsday Machine, Fart Joke, Jumpsuit, Infomercial, Hairy Feet, Alien Invasion, Ray Gun, Lawn Mower

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Rating: 5.5 out of 10.0 - 52 votes cast total
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