Diamond Zero (2005)

Horror Movies & Sci-Fi Movies Database	04.14.08

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Dr. Simon Lockbuster invented a machine that turns people into diamonds. Augustine Garza knew how to use it to its fullest potential. Together they stole the remains of history's greatest names: Napoleon, King Tut, Lenin & Walt Disney, making them into to diamonds, and selling them on the Celebrity Diamond Network. It was a wonderful, marvelous, incredible plan... until they ran out of corpses. So now they've enlisted Bergerac De La Houssey and his friend Lulu, to "help" a few B list celebrities go to that place where they'll always be remembered... "on the ring finger of a Hollywood starlet or around the neck of a politician's wife." What could go wrong, besides Bergerac and Lulu being completely inept, or Bergerac falling in love with one of the diamonds, or the police finding the 30 plus human thumbs that Lockbuster has neatly stacked in his refrigerator? Plenty! Movie Tagline: Love May Last A Lifetime, But A Diamond Is Forever Also Known As: IceMaker Small Souled Men Title: Diamond Zero Release Date: May 24, 2005 Runtime: 92 mins Genre: Sci-Fi All Genres: Sci-Fi, Action, Comedy Languages: English Country: USA Colors: Color IMDB Rating: 4.5 Brimstone Pit Rating: 5.6 - (Rate This Horror Movie) Category: Horror Movies Starting With D MPAA Rating: R MPAA Rating Reason: Rated R for language. Director(s): David Gaz Annelie Wilder Cast: Bronson Pinchot ...Bergerac De La Houssey Tippi Hedren ...Eleanor Kelly Darin Heames ...Lulu Leo Rossi ...Augustine Garza Timothy McNeil ...Dr. Simon Lockbuster (as Tim McNeil) Richard Moll ...Detective Jackson Joan Van Ark ...The Hemingway Diamond Joseph Ruskin ...Quentin Leeds John Churchill ...Detective Grubbs Tuesday Knight ...Lil Van Epperson ...Arnie Crump David Ripley ...Mark Khadijah Karriem ...Pamela Riggs Alan Charof ...Jean Emmy Collins ...Al Tom Paliferro ...Mr. Billy Melody Rogers ...Beatrice Lockbuster Dan Woren ...Lester Reams Craig Patton ...Barman #1 James Lee Hymes ...Raoul Steven I. Schafer ...Barman #2 Jason Sarrow ...Officer Gamel Christian Seaborn ...Worker #1 Alan Goodson ...Worker #2 Frederic Michael Mays ...Waiter Michael Faella ...Motel Manager Bob Papenbrook ...Jailer Ken Rugg ...Narrator Jody Jaress ...Friend Remaining Cast: Producer(s): Melissa Balin Roy Bodner Andra Nina Davis David Gaz Arlene Soodak Rudy Van Zyl Annelie Wilder Annelie Wilder Writer(s): David Gaz Kevin Poore Composer(s): Gilles Douieb David Gaz Nicholas Haimo Kevin Poore More Photos from Diamond Zero More Movie Taglines: Love May Last A Lifetime, But A Diamond Is Forever A deadman is a girl's best friend. IMDB Links: » User Comments at imdb.com » More information at imdb.com Keywords: Diamond, Remains, Celebrity, Machine, Dark Comedy  ...[more] Keywords All: Ashes, Black Comedy Seen it? Rate it Currently 5.58/10 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 Rating: 5.6 out of 10.0 - 59 votes cast total buy movie on dvd del.icio.us  |  digg  |  reddit Enter your zipcode for movie listings: » BACK TO HORROR MOVIES LIST