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10.10.08
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It's Halloween night, and slacker video clerk Stan Helsing along with his insanely sexy ex-girlfriend , best buddy and an exotic dancer/'massage therapist' - detours into a town cursed by the biggest monsters in movie history: Freddy, Jason , Pinhead , Leatherface , Chucky , & Michael Myers.
Title: Stan Helsing
Release Date: October 23, 2009
Runtime: 108 mins
Genre: Comedy
All Genres: Comedy, Horror
Languages: English
Country: USA, Canada
Colors: Color
Sound: Dolby Digital
IMDB Rating: 3.6
Brimstone Pit Rating: 4.6 - (Rate This Horror Movie)
Category: Horror Movies Starting With S
MPAA Rating: R
MPAA Rating Reason:
Rated R for crude and sexual content, some drug use and language.
Director(s):
Bo Zenga
Cast:
Steve Howey ...Stan
Diora Baird ...Nadine
Kenan Thompson ...Teddy
Desi Lydic ...Mia
Leslie Nielsen ...Kay
Kit Zenga ...Orphan
Darren Moore ...Crazy
Twan Holliday ...Pleatherface (as Twan Holiday)
Ben Cotton ...Fweddy
Travis MacDonald ...Hitcher
Lee Tichon ...Michael Crier
Ken Kirzinger ...Mason
Charles Zuckermann ...Needlehead
Jeff Gulka ...Lucky
Chad Krowchuk ...Sully
Nathan Dashwood ...Busboy
Derek Watt ...Timmy
Ray G. Thunderchild ...Husband (as Ray Thunderchild)
Hilary Strang ...Hippie Lady
Jeremy Crittenden ...Altar Boy
Robin Nielsen ...Employee #1
Lara Babalola ...Employee #2
John Burnside ...Security Guard
Zainab Musa ...Girl #1
Alain Chanoine ...Guy #1
Denyc ...Bride #1
Holly Eglington ...Bride #2 (as Holly Eglinton)
Ildiko Ferenczi ...Bride #3
Aaron Rota ...Kid #1
Steven Garr ...Vendor
» [more cast members]
Producer(s):
Christian Arnold Beutel
Scott M. Boggio
William G. Brown
Devon DeLapp
Gregory R. Greenfield
Jere Hausfater
Elek Hendrickson
Mark Jacobs
Scott LaStaiti
Karen Lauder
Rob Lycar
Lindsay MacAdam
Lionel S. Margolick
Shannon McA'Nulty
Valeska Ramet
Dylan Russell
Kirk Shaw
Stacey Shaw
Scott Steindorff
Adam Voghell
Ryan Scott Warren
Bo Zenga
Writer(s):
Bo Zenga
Composer(s):
Ryan Shore
Trailer(s):
Stan Helsing Horror Film Trailer 1
Movie Quote(s):
- Needlehead: His scent leads to this store. But remember, I get the first taste of his raw flesh.
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Nadine: I can't believe I ever went out with you. Stan Helsing: The best six weeks of your life. Nadine: It was two weeks. Stan Helsing: Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four.
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Fweddy: Can you say "bitch slap"?
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Mason: We're not gonna go that easy. Stan Helsing: Oh, actually, you both have the same weakness.
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Movie Trivia:
- Ken Kirzinger is the only actor in this movie who had previously portrayed as a horror movie character in the past. He played Jason Voorhees in Freddy vs. Jason (2003), while in this movie he plays Mason who is a spoof of Jason.
IMDB Links:
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Keywords:
Halloween, Absurd Humor, Raven, Slapstick, Blonde Stereotype ...[more]
Keywords All:
Horror Spoof, Topless Dancing, Holy Water, Mask, Brunette, Freak, Stripper, Stupidity, Reference To Michael Jackson, Box Office Flop, Good Versus Evil, Lap Dance, Waitress, Groping, Whip, Leaf Blower, Superman Costume, Reference To The Raven, Hitchhiker, Ice Cream Truck, Puppy, Altar Boy, Fat Man, Holy Water Gun, Topless, Hamburger, Spreadeagle, Pink Panties, Cab, Dead Dog, Schoolgirl Uniform, Hockey Mask, Talking Bird, Blown Up Skirt, Bloopers During Credits, Brief Female Frontal Nudity, Payphone, Copped Feel, Pot Smoking, Black Stereotype, Nurse Costume, Friday The 13th Spoof, Kiss, Laughter, Anti Hero, Cult Favorite, No Cellphone Signal, Dog Whistle, Siamese Twins, Exotic Dancer, Sash, Freddy Krueger, Video Store, Squirt Gun, Female Sitting On Toilet, Gross Out Comedy, Gay Pornography, Karaoke Bar, Romantic Kiss, Scroll, Ex Boyfriend Ex Girlfriend Relationship, Costume Party, Punchline, Vampire, Bandana, Lesbian Twins, Boy Wearing Female Underwear, Female Vampire, Mouse, Upskirt, Crotch Shot, She Male, Cleavage, Female Nudity, Parody, B Movie, Animal Killing, No Panties, Critically Bashed, Strip Club, Involuntary Orgasm, Reference To Edgar Allen Poe, Sociopath, Spoof Title, Van Helsing, Character Name In Title
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Rating: 4.6 out of 10.0 - 65 votes cast total
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